McDonald’s: You appreciate a good value. (And maybe also have a little thing for redheads?)

Burger King: You like having things your way, obviously.

KFC: You’re a finger-lickin’ good time.

Jack in the Box: Round-headed guys kind of turn you on.

Subway: You like to exercise and don’t eat a lot of junk and would really like everyone to stop referring to Subway as a “fast-food” restaurant OK?!

Taco Bell: You totally quiero a tasty, post-coital ‘Fourthmeal’.

Chipotle: You’re too classy for Taco Bell (or so you’d like people to think).

Wendy’s: You’re a bit of a square.

Sonic Drive-In: You kind of wish it was still 1955.

White Castle: You’re a stoner. Or, possibly, just really enjoy miniature foods.

Arby’s: You’re pretty much always in a good mood.

Five Guys: You’re double the trouble.

In-N-Out Burger: You’re from the West Coast and proud. Also, you like to be in-the-know.

Shake Shack: You’re from the East Coast and proud. Also, you’re incredibly patient.